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From: Claire Ward
I heard a joke the other day................
A man & his wife are in bed asleep at 2 in the morning when they're woken up by a knock at the door.
The man gets up, puts his dressing gown & slippers on, trudges down the stairs & opens up the door.
There is a very drunken man there & the man asks him what he wants. The drunken man asks for a push. The man says "No, buggar off. You woke me up from a good sleep & I have an early start at work"
He slams the door & goes back to bed. His wife asks him who it was & she tells him off for refusing the drunken man the push. She reminded him of the time they were stuck in their car & needed help one night & were given it.
She tells him to go back down & help him.
So he trudges back down, opens the door but no-one is there.
He calls out, "Do you still need a push?"
"Yes" said the drunken man.
"Well where are you?"
The drunken man replies, "On the swing."