While walking through a park a man
came upon another man hugging a tree with his ear firmly against the tree.
Seeing this he inquired, "Just
out of curiosity, what the heck are you doing?"
"I'm listening to the music of
the tree," the other man replied.
"You gotta be kiddin' me."
"No, would you like to give it a
try?"
Understandably curious, the man says,
"Well, OK..." So he wrapped his arms around the tree and pressed his
ear up against it.
With this, the other guy slapped a
pair of handcuffs on him, took his wallet, jewelry, car keys, then stripped him
naked and left.
Two hours later another nature lover
strolled by, saw this guy handcuffed to the tree stark naked, and asked,
"What the heck happened to you?"
He told the guy the whole terrible
story about how he got there.
When he finished telling his story,
the other guy shook his head in sympathy, walked around behind him, kissed him
gently behind the ear and said, "This just ain't gonna be your day,
cupcake..."