Coz I am such a "a lady"!!.....






>From: "Lin Jones" <lindy_loo79@hotmail.com>
>To: Amy.Mooney@esure.com, andyrogers@firenet.uk.com, sze_april@yahoo.com, 
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>Subject: Fwd: Functional Word
>Date: Thu, 03 Apr 2003 06:00:23 +0000
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>> > > The Most Functional Word
>> > > >
>> > > >
>> > > >Well it's Shit ........ That's right, Shit!
>> > > >
>> > > >Shit may just be the most
>> > > >functional word in the English language.
>> > > >
>> > > >Consider this
>> > > >
>> > > >You can be shit faced,
>> > > >Shit out of luck,
>> > > >Or have shit for brains.
>> > > >
>> > > >With a little effort, you can get your shit
>> > > >together, find a place for your shit
>> > > >Or decide to shit or get off the pot.
>> > > >
>> > > >You can smoke shit,
>> > > >Buy shit, sell shit,
>> > > >Lose shit, find shit,
>> > > >Forget shit,
>> > > >And tell others to eat shit and die.
>> > > >
>> > > >Some people know their shit,
>> > > >while others can't tell the difference between shit and shinola.
>> > > >
>> > > >There are lucky shits
>> > > >Dumb shits,
>> > > >Crazy shits,
>> > > >and sweet shits.
>> > > >
>> > > >There is bull shit,
>> > > >Horse shit,
>> > > >and chicken shit
>> > > >
>> > > >you can throw shit,
>> > > >Sling shit,
>> > > >catch shit,
>> > > >shoot shit,
>> > > >or duck when shit hits the fan.
>> > > >
>> > > >You can give a shit,
>> > > >or serve shit,
>> > > >
>> > > >You can be happier than a pig in shit,
>> > > >or You can find yourself in deep shit.
>> > > >
>> > > >Some days are cold as shit,
>> > > >some days are hot as shit,
>> > > >and some days are just plan shitty.
>> > > >
>> > > >Some music sounds like shit,
>> > > >things can look like shit,
>> > > >and there are times when you feel like shit.
>> > > >
>> > > >You can have too much shit,
>> > > >not enough shit,
>> > > >the right shit,
>> > > >the wrong shit,
>> > > >or a lot of weird shit.
>> > > >
>> > > >You can carry shit,
>> > > >have a mountain of shit,
>> > > >or find yourself up shit's creek
>> > > >without a paddle.
>> > > >
>> > > >Sometimes every thing you touch
>> > > >turns to shit.
>> > > >And others times you fall in a
>> > > >bucket of shit and come out
>> > > >smelling like a rose.
>> > > >
>> > > >When you stop to consider all the facts,
>> > > >it's the basic building block of creation.
>> > > >
>> > > >And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know 
>>anything
>> > > else!
>> > > >Pass this shit along, if you give a shit.
>> > >
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