The Vet

>> > > > A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she

> lay  her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and
> listened to the bird's chest.
>> > > > After a moment or two, the vet shook his head sadly and
>> > > > said, "I'm so sorry, your pet has passed away." The distressed
>> > > > owner  wailed,
>> > > > "Are you sure? "Yes, I'm sure. The duck is dead," he replied. "How
> can
>> > you
>> > > > be so sure", she protested.
>> > > >
>> > > > "I mean, you haven't done any testing on him or
>> > > > anything. He might just be in a coma or something." The vet rolled
> his
>> > > > eyes, turned around and left the room. He returned a few moments
> later
>> > > with
>> > > > a
>> > > > black Labrador Retriever.
>> > > >
>> > > > As the duck's owner looked on in amazement,
>> > > > the dog stood on his hind legs, put his front paws on the
> examination
>> > > table
>> > > > and sniffed the duck from top to bottom. He then looked at the vet
>> with
>> > > sad
>> > > > eyes and shook his head.
>> > > >
>> > > > The vet patted the dog and took it out and returned
>> > > > a few moments later with a beautiful cat. The cat jumped up on the
>> table
>> > > > and also sniffed the bird from its peak to its tail and back again.
>> The
>> > > cat
>> > > > sat back on its haunches, shook its head, meowed softly, jumped
>> > > > down
>> and
>> > > > strolled out of the room.
>> > > >
>> > > > The vet looked at the woman and said, "I'm
>> > > > sorry, but as I said, this is most definitely, 100% certifiably, a
>> dead
>> > > > duck."
>> > > > Then the vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys and
>> > produced
>> > > a
>> > > > bill, which he handed to the woman.
>> > > >
>> > > > The duck's owner, still in shock, took
>> > > > the bill. "$150!" she cried. "$150 just to tell me my duck is
> dead?!!"
>> > The
>> > > > vet shrugged. "I'm sorry. If you'd taken my word for it, the bill
>> would
>> > > > have been $20. But what with the Lab Report and the Cat Scan, it
>> > > > all
>> > adds
>> > > > up."
>> > > >

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