> > >Office Humor
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> > >An executive was in quandary. He had to get rid
> > >of one of his staff. He had narrowed it down to
> > >one of two people, Debra or Jack. It would be a
> > >hard decision to make, as they were both equally
> > >qualified and both did excellent work. He finally
> > >decided that in the morning whichever one used the
> > >water cooler first would have to go. Debra came in
> > >the next morning, hugely hungover after partying all
> > >night. She went to the cooler to get some water to
> > >take an aspirin and the executive approached her
> > >and said: "Debra, I've never done this before, but
> > >I have to lay you or Jack off."
> > >Debra replied,
> > >"Could you just jack off instead, please? I've got a terrible headache!"
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