Did
I Read That Sign Right?
TOILET
OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW
In
a Laundromat:
AUTOMATIC
WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT
GOES
OUT
In
a London department store:
BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS
In
an office:
WOULD
THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR
FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN
In
an office:
AFTER
TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE
DRAINING
BOARD
Outside
a secondhand shop:
WE
EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE
ALONG
AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?
Notice
in health food shop window:
CLOSED
DUE TO ILLNESS
Spotted
in a safari park:
ELEPHANTS
PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR
Seen
during a conference:
FOR
ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE
1ST
FLOOR
Notice
in a farmer's field:
THE
FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES.
Message
on a leaflet:
IF
YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS
On
a repair shop door:
WE
CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)