The Rules of the Chef

> > 1. The Chef is right.

> > 2. The Chef is always right.

> > 3. The Chef does not sleep, he rests.

> > 4. The Chef does not drink, he tastes.

> > 5. The Chef does not eat, he nourishes himself.

> > 6. The Chef is never late, he is delayed.

> > 7. The Chef never leaves the service, he is called away.

> > 8. If you enter the Chef's office with your own idea, you leave with his.

> > 9. The Chef doesn't have a relationship with his secretary, he educates

> > her.

> > 10. It is forbidden for Chefs to marry in order that their numbers should

> > not increase.

> > 11. The Chef is always the Chef, even in his swimming costume.

> > 12. If you criticize the Chef , you criticize the almighty.

> > Found on the bulletin board of the Chefs Office aboard the Queen Elizabeth

> > II. 1906.

> >