One morning, Dick Cheney and George W. Bush were having
brunch at a restaurant. The attractive waitress asks Cheney
what he would like and he replies, "I'll have a bowl of
oatmeal and some fruit."" And what may I get for you, sir?"
she asks George W.He replies, "How about a quickie?"
"Why Mr. President," the waitress says.
"How rude.....you're starting to act like Mr. Clinton."
As the waitress storms away, Cheney leans over to Bush and whispers: "It's pronounced quiche".