> > > >> > Life according to SEINFELD: > > > >> > > > > >> > "The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life > > is > > > >> > tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end > of > > > >> > it? A > > > >> > death. What"s that, a bonus?!? I think the life cycle is all > > > >> > backwards : > > > >> > > > > >> > You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you go live in > an > > > >>old > > > >> > age > > > >> > home. You get kicked out when you"re too young, go collect all your > > > >> > super, > > > >> > then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first > day. > > > >>You > > > >> > work forty years until you"re young enough to enjoy your > retirement. > > > >>You > > > >> > drink alcohol, you party, and you get ready for High School. You > go > > to > > > >> > primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no > > > >> > responsibilities, > > > >> > you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend > your > > > >> > last 9 > > > >> > months floating with luxuries like central heating, spa, room > > service > > > >> > on > > > >> > tap : > > > >> > and then you finish off as an 0rgasm!" > > |