George Bush has a  heart attack and dies. He goes to hell where the  devil is waiting for  him.

"I don't know what to  do here," says the devil. "You're on my list but I have no room for you.  But you definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to  do. I've got three people here who
weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let  one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let YOU decide  who leaves."

George thought that  sounded pretty good so he agreed.

 The devil opened the  first room. In it was Richard Nixon and a large pool of water. He kept  diving in and surfacing empty handed over and over and over.

Such was his fate in  hell.

"No!" George said. "I  don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and I don't think I could do that  all day long."

The devil led him to  the next room. In it was Tony Blair with a sledgehammer and a room full of  rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after  time.

"No! I've got this  problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do  was break rocks all day!" commented George.

The devil opened a  third door. In it, George saw Bill Clinton lying naked on the floor with  his arms staked over his head and his legs staked in spread-eagle pose.  Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does  best.

George Bush looked at  this in disbelief for a while and finally said,  "Yeah, I can handle  this."

 

The devil smiled and said, "Monica, you're free to  go!"

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