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>>Subject: Fw: Why did the chicken cross the road?
>>Date: Thu, 3 Apr 2003 08:02:01 +1200
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>> >
>> > Why did the chicken cross the road ?
>> >
>> > GEORGE W. BUSH
>> > We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to 
>>know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The   chicken is 
>>either with us or it is against us. There is no middle ground here.
>> >
>> > COLIN POWELL
>> > Now at the left of the screen, you clearly see the satellite image of 
>>the
>> > chicken crossing the road.
>> >
>> > HANZ BLIX
>> > We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been
>> > allowed access to the other side of the road.
>> >
>> > MOHAMMED ALDOURI (Iraq ambassador)
>> > The chicken did not cross the road. This is a complete fabrication. We
>>don't
>> > even have a chicken.
>> >
>> > SADDAM HUSSEIN
>> > This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in
>> > dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.
>> >
>> > DR. SEUSS
>> > Did the chicken cross the road?
>> > Did he cross it with a toad?
>> > Yes, The chicken crossed the road,
>> > But why it crossed, I've not been told!
>> >
>> > ERNEST HEMINGWAY
>> > To die. In the rain. Alone.
>> >
>> > MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.
>> > I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads 
>>without
>> > having their motives called into question.
>> >
>> > GRANDPA
>> > In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told
>>us
>> > that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.
>> >
>> > JOHN LENNON
>> > Imagine all the chickens crossing roads in peace.
>> >
>> > ARISTOTLE
>> > It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
>> >
>> > KARL MARX
>> > It was an historical inevitability.
>> >
>> > VOLTAIRE
>> > I may not agree with what the chicken did, but I will defend to the 
>>death
>> > its right to do it.
>> >
>> > RONALD REAGAN
>> > What chicken?
>> >
>> > CAPTAIN KIRK
>> > To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
>> >
>> > ALBERT EINSTEIN
>> > Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the
>> > chicken?
>> >
>> > BILL CLINTON
>> > I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by 
>>chicken?
>> > Could you define chicken, please?
>> >
>> > COLONEL SANDERS
>> > I missed one?
>> >
>> >   _____
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