Assumptions about Men and Women
 
 
THE FAMILY PICTURE IS ON HIS DESK:
He must be a solid, responsible family man.
 
THE FAMILY PICTURE IS ON HER DESK:
She probably puts her family before her career.
 
HIS DESK IS CLUTTERED:
He's obviously a hard worker and a busy man.
 
 HER DESK IS CLUTTERED:
She's obviously a disorganized scatterbrain.
 
HE IS TALKING WITH HIS CO-WORKERS:
He must be discussing the latest deal.
 
SHE IS TALKING WITH HER CO-WORKERS:
She must be gossiping.
 
 
HE'S NOT IN THE OFFICE:
He's meeting a customer.
 
SHE'S NOT IN THE OFFICE:
She must be out for shopping.
 
 
HE'S HAVING LUNCH WITH THE BOSS:
He's on his way up.
 
SHE'S HAVING LUNCH WITH THE BOSS:
They must be having an affair.
 
 
THE BOSS CRITICIZED HIM:
He'll improve his performance.
 
THE BOSS CRITICIZED HER:
She'll be very upset.
 
 
HE GOT AN UNFAIR DEAL:
Did he get angry?
 
SHE GOT AN UNFAIR DEAL:
Did she cry?
 
 
HE'S GETTING MARRIED:
He'll get more settled.
SHE'S GETTING MARRIED:
She'll get pregnant and leave.
 
 
HE'S HAVING A BABY:
He'll need a raise.
 
SHE'S HAVING A BABY:
She'll cost the company money in maternity benefits.
 
 
HE'S GOING ON A BUSINESS TRIP:
It's good for his career.
 
SHE'S GOING ON A BUSINESS TRIP:
What does her husband say?
 
 
HE'S LEAVING FOR A BETTER JOB:
He knows how to recognize a good opportunity.
 
SHE'S LEAVING FOR A BETTER JOB:
Women are not dependable.

THE FIVE SECRETS OF A PERFECT RELATIONSHIP
  
   1. It is important to find a woman who cooks,
   cleans up and has a job.
  
   2. It is important to find a woman who can make
   you laugh.
  
   3. It is important to find a woman who you can
   trust and who doesn't lie to you.
  
   4. It is important to find a woman who is good
   in bed and who likes to be with you.
  
   5. It is very, very, very important that these four women
   don't know each other.....................

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